As I was drinking my coffee this morning, I flipped through the latest edition of the Mid-Coast Forecaster, a weekly publication that covers news and events from my local area. One of my favorite parts of the paper is the Police Beat. It’s the place where you find funny descriptions of the recent police blotter in your town.
I’d love to be the person writing these blurbs.
This week’s Police Beat for Brunswick did not disappoint. Check out this gem:
Yup. That’s Maine for you.
My state may be largely rural, but you’re not going to find a bunch of road kill just lying around.
Not if it’s edible.