You’re so vain, you prob- ably think this haiku is about you, don’t you? #humpdayhaiku
No matter how strong the urge to stop and give up just keep persisting #humpdayhaiku
Always against me I will not let you break me I am in control #humpdayhaiku
Love without judgment Listen with an open mind Just be fucking kind #humpdayhaiku
Stitches on Mom’s Day Guess the massage has to wait Never a day off #humpdayhaiku How was your Mother’s Day?