Biz is always good for a funny kid quote. Heck, he’s always talking.
What makes Biz particularly funny, though, is his facial expressions and hand gestures.
I guess he gets the hand gestures from my side of the family, being Italian and all.
Unfortunately, I can never get him on camera at the right times to capture the really good stuff. (He’d be a great vlogger.)
He’s pretty much comedy gold all the time. Or so he thinks in his head. Today, he repeated every word I said as I was having a phone conversation with my husband. Every. Single Word. He even mimicked my laughing when I couldn’t take his relentless mocking while trying to figure out who would be picking up G from soccer.
Most of his quotes go on forever, so I’ll just leave you with this one gem he recently gave us. Keep in mind, religion isn’t a big topic in our household. To steal a quote from Jenn at …so this is love.., we are “religiously awkward.”
At the dinner table
Biz: You know, God made us.
G, Dad, Me (nodding and wondering where he’s going with this one): Oh, really?
Biz: No. Hold on. It was the other guy. Wait. What’s the other guy’s name again?
G (half laughing): Do you mean Jesus?
Biz: Yeah. That’s it. Jesus. It’s Jesus that made us.
I still have no idea where it came from, but I will forever think of Jesus as “the other guy.”
Do you have any funny kid quotes to share?